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Fri, 24 May 2013 00:35:22 -0400

shitroughdrafts: Fast & Furious 6, by Chris Morgan. 2013.

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:09:03 -0400

shitroughdrafts:

Fast & Furious 6, by Chris Morgan. 2013.

wireandink: thug life aint eazy why the fuck you got .762 and...

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:33:00 -0400

wireandink:

thug life aint eazy

why the fuck you got .762 and .556 rounds when all you have are two 9mm pistols there?

God damnit tumblr

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:06:46 -0400

When I tell people that the parts for the desktop I am building shipped today all I can think is “Yeah, the gpu is in love with the cpu, but the cpu is having an affair with the motherboard …”

collegehumor: The 10 Lies You Tell Yourself Every...

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:03:52 -0400

collegehumor:

The 10 Lies You Tell Yourself Every All-Nighter

I’ll just take a 40-minute nap, wake up as planned, and resume studying diligently.

"Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose,..."

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:02:07 -0400

“Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll tits. This is why everyone is struggling.”

- Tina Fey (via letumblrderosie)

md0: 1996.

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:01:45 -0400

md0:

1996.

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Thu, 23 May 2013 23:01:34 -0400

hey katie, this is a scene from that movie you got mad at me for...

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:00:37 -0400

hey katie, this is a scene from that movie you got mad at me for watching on your netflix account. hahaha

What tumblr has done to me

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:59:53 -0400

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mr-mo0: chemicaldarkshine: hardestcopy: bijou1986: A Mom...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:59:51 -0400

mr-mo0:

chemicaldarkshine:

hardestcopy:

bijou1986:

A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.

About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”

He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:

Hey Mom
I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your Son.

A couple days later he got a response from his mother:

Dear Son,
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?
Love,
Mom

BEST MOM

I’m crYING

I remember when about a year ago this was about a girl. -…-

collegehumor: How to Pad Your Paper in 7 Easy Steps It’s like...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:57:58 -0400

collegehumor:

How to Pad Your Paper in 7 Easy Steps

It’s like magic… dirty, cheating magic. Check out how we finish the paper.

encourage: Do you ever get in those moods when everything annoys you and you’re just so irritated...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:55:43 -0400

encourage:

Do you ever get in those moods when everything annoys you and you’re just so irritated and nervous but you have no clue why, and you just want to punch a hole in the wall and then break down in tears?

all the damn time

jordanofgilead: I’m bored. I’ll mail a dollar to the 10,000th note on this post Looks like this is...

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:55:57 -0400

jordanofgilead:

I’m bored. I’ll mail a dollar to the 10,000th note on this post

Looks like this is going to take a long ass time guys …

intriguedromance: jadedmalice: c-conda: Truth. This guy...

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:21:15 -0400

intriguedromance:

jadedmalice:

c-conda:

Truth.

This guy knows what’s up.

Not in all cases but quite a few.

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Thu, 23 May 2013 20:21:00 -0400

intriguedromance: greenwave: discoverynews: teamepiphany: Vir...

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:13:11 -0400

intriguedromance:

greenwave:

discoverynews:

teamepiphany:

Virtual supermarkets are popping up in subway stations in South Korea, where commuters can virtually shop for items while waiting for the train to come. Customers simply scan an item’s QR code using the free “Homeplus” app and can have it delivered to their doorstep before they even get home. Ranked as the 2nd most hard-working country in the world to Japan, South Korea is rewarding its workers with this timesaving gem.

Wow! I kinda love this idea.

God man..SK and Japan always have the cool shit

Gangstaaaaa.

mr-mo0: Do training or talk funny…

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:59:39 -0400

mr-mo0:

Do training or talk funny…

factsandchicks: Legendary boxer Muhammad Ali would go two...

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:50:51 -0400

factsandchicks:

Legendary boxer Muhammad Ali would go two months without sex before a big fight, saying it made him unbeatable in the ring.

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